Perpetual Plan B

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Three Sentences I Never Want to Hear Again For the Rest of My Life:

1. I think I just wet the bed.

2. I'm going to throw up.

3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

(Actually, I've never heard number three, but I don't think I would ever want to hear that one either.)

Guess which one I heard at 5:40 a.m.? (Hint, we all went to church today.)

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