I saw this on someone else's website (Her name is WowClaire):
Brevity is a virtue. One that I lack.
I'm totally going to steal this.
I literally cannot give a short answer. My life is so strange that I always feel the need to explain what is actually going on and why something is the way it is. I think people are actually asking me fewer questions for fear of the long answer they are going to be on the receiving end of.
See, I couldn't even write the line and leave it. But I think I'll stop explaining at this point. (If you know me well at all, you get the picture.)
Okay, I'm done. Really.
Over and out.