Me: "I don't like my new glasses. I think the lenses magnify my eyes, which also magnifies all my wrinkles. They look worse when I wear the glasses."
Morgan: "Let's see. Put them on and then take them off again."
I did what she said and, much to my chagrin, she told me: "Nope, it's not your lenses. Your wrinkles look the same. You can just see them better with your glasses on."
And in other news: I have now started to get over some of the truly traumatic parenting events from last week. Not sure if I'll recover from at least one of them. Austin is now banned from any and all jewelry.