1. Why is it that when you ask your husband to bring up some toilet paper from the basement, he only brings up ONE roll? (And then he expects to be thanked profusely.)
2. What is wrong with the people who live in this house? Why can't they ever put the laundry in the correct basket to be washed with the correct load? Is it because these kids never grew up with Garanimals? Seriously, it's not that hard of a system.
I guess that's enough for today, but believe me, there's more where that came from!