Austin: "The dollar store?"
Me: "No, better."
Austin: "The craft store?"
Me: "No, even better than that."
Austin: "What's better than that?"
Me: "How about going to see Santa?"
Austin: "And then can we go to the dollar store and the craft store?"
I don't think I can even spell the unhappy sound that I made when he said that.
Here Austin is telling Santa that he wants a set of bagpipes. Now he really is convinced that he is going to get a set of them! Don't ask me where he came up with that idea.
(This was before he decided he wanted a Ouija board. Good thing, or Santa might have reported us to Social Services. That would be very inconvenient timing with Christmas coming and all.)