Austin: "Mom, why don't you like handicapped people?"
Me: "I do like handicapped people. Why do you think I don't like handicapped people?"
Austin: "Because you never visit them."
Me: "What do you mean I never visit them?" I then start listing all the handicapped people we know and how and when I visit with them, including one person I visited with that day at church.
Austin: "Well, you won't ever park in their spots."
(It's nursing homes that freak me out. I hope he never figures this out or I'll never hear the end of it. At least I hope he doesn't figure it out until I'm old enough to actually be admitted to a nursing home.)