When Morgan was little she had a problem with picking her nose. Actually, I think all my kids have had that problem. I think it's genetic. They got it from their Uncle Brett, who, hopefully doesn't read this blog.
Anyway, one day when she was little I was trying to come up with yet another reason why she shouldn't pick her nose. I figured if I kept coming up with reasons that eventually something I said might click in her brain.
So one day I told her that if she kept picking her nose it would stretch out her nostrils and they would get all big and ugly.
She looked at me with big eyes and said, "Is that how YOUR nose got so big?"