I was just getting ready to wax philosophical in a very splendid post, if I do say so myself.
But then I remembered that the person who inspired such wisdom might likely be reading this blog.
And they might not appreciate what I was going to say.
(Note: If you aren't related to me in a fraternal sort of way - meaning that you're not one of my brothers- this post was NOT going to be about you. You're safe. If you ARE one of my many brothers and you're worried that it might be about you, just shape up and then you'll have nothing to fear in the future.)